Notecard

[mer]

So, I came across this note that I jotted down just after waking from a dream:

Catsthetics

(You see, in my dream, I had lost my left arm, but instead of a prosthetic arm, doctors had installed a cat. Cat prosthetic=catsthetic.)

Next to it I wrote:

too weird to be a story.
not funny enough to be funny.

What I remember of the dream is that my left arm didn't do much of anything I wanted it to--but it was a good mouser.

Comments

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

And the funny thing is that the addendum makes it funny.

[merriehaskell.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's like, my subconscious knew that we did not have something, but felt compelled to record it anyway, but then warned me about it.

Workin' over time in there, I am.

[vaughan-stanger.livejournal.com]

Well, I laughed. And the idea is too weird for anything else but fiction... If you wrote it, I'd read it ;-)

[helaaspindakaas.livejournal.com]

Your unconscious is truly a strange and frightening place.

[merriehaskell.livejournal.com]

I think the worst part was putting my "hands" in my lap. There were... attacks.