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Ask not for whom the vacuum sucks
Feb. 11th, 2007 03:34 pmI cut my thumb on the vacuum cleaner yesterday morning.
The VACUUM CLEANER fer dog's sake. The wound bled. I washed it. I slapped a bandage on it. I kept cleaning. But the kicker was last night, the thumb stopped wanting to bend, in kind of a weird way. Like in a "that cut wasn't nearly bad enough for this" kind of way. Like an infectious way. So, before bed, I ( cut for the faint of heart )
I really wasn't meant to be a medical professional; I know that. But a little cut is like fun in the bank.
The VACUUM CLEANER fer dog's sake. The wound bled. I washed it. I slapped a bandage on it. I kept cleaning. But the kicker was last night, the thumb stopped wanting to bend, in kind of a weird way. Like in a "that cut wasn't nearly bad enough for this" kind of way. Like an infectious way. So, before bed, I ( cut for the faint of heart )
I really wasn't meant to be a medical professional; I know that. But a little cut is like fun in the bank.
